i dunno why someone ‘wanting the d’ is such a thing when straight boys are the thirstiest beings on the planet

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

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megusketches:

My entry for
Free! 69 min NSFW 
[Bondage]
HUEHUEHUEHUE

megusketches:

My entry for

Free! 69 min NSFW

[Bondage]

HUEHUEHUEHUE

Coming from a state champion baker:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

fill me in. tell me everything i missed.

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mowilleno:

i hope samezuka’s response whenever nitori tells them to do something is “ai ai captain”

378,343 plays

paranolives:

vinegod:

How to Pronounce different objects by Esa Fungtastic

Aww shit this cheered me up. 
FELLELOO LOCHELOOOO

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

Eh… ehh, sorry. Back to my corner. Why isn’t anyone stopping me?? OTL

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

Eh… ehh, sorry. Back to my corner. Why isn’t anyone stopping me?? OTL

theuppitynegras:

seriouslyamerica:

"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."

Hmm did you ever consider

that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”  

while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?

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